No Brian - The Dumbest Game

Version 1.1.2
Update Time February 27, 2026
Category Simulated Business
Size 18.64MB

About this game

Bad game design, horrible experience, potentially 18+

500,000+ downloads all over the world!

Brian is a physics-based, digital pet, side-scrolling pet game.

Brian is a very fragile, sensitive brain-like blob, that requires the utmost care. By injecting DNA to Brian it could mutate to different forms like Angel Brian with spider legs, Chicken Leg Brian with Tentacle arms, tentacle Brian with human ears, anything is possible.

As you the mad scientist, creator and father of Brian it's your sole responsibility to take good care of it or it will explode into happiness.

What happen if your Brian died? Buy another one!

Features:

- Cuteness, adorable with a little bit of contrast

- Deadly obstacles: slope, river, mines, lasers, missiles

- Lot of props and backgrounds to unlock in the adventures

- Most likely broken physics

- Pet evolutions and mutations

- Maybe a little bit of black humour

* DON'T LOSE YOUR SYRINGES AND PROPS! *

Sign-in with Google Play. All your syringes and props will be saved to your Google Play account!

# Require access to the following permissions #

- Store screenshots: WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE permission

What's New in the Latest Version 1.1.2

Last updated on Feb 10, 2017 Thank you very much for liking Brian. We are very surprised it has achieved 100,000 downloads all over the world! Now we bring you the NEW 1.1.2, which fixed most major bugs and added some feature for progression, so you can enjoy more the adventure with Brian!

- Added props collection achievements, unlock them all!
- Tweaked the food tube for players who still don’t know where it should be dragged.
- Minor UI changes.

Screenshots